really odd quotes

some really odd moments from today:

suki: do you have like a safety pin or something? this blouse fabric is so flimsy that it would just tear right apart if I sew it.

peg: wow. did you just say something positive to me? nobody says anything positive around here. i just want to say thank you for saying something positive to me. so like .... thank you.

shar: did you just turn everything off? because i'm bring more stuff in now. but you've turned everything off. oh, hell. so i guess that means you don't want me to bring in the rest of the stuff. too bad you turned everything off. we're almost out of time. wait. no, time's up now. i guess i'll just bring in the rest of the stuff anyway.

jer: you know, i was thinking ... but then i thought, no, that wouldn't work. so never mind. i have a headache now.

sher: six people called in sick already. damn. don't tell me you're going to call in sick too. no, wait. you're here. you can't go home, so don't ask.