the good the bad and the ew

kk so, he asked me what the good the bad and the ew were about him. (why is he asking me? i'm not the girl of his dreams, i'm just the friend!) i was like, LMAO u so DON'T want to be askin me that! but he's persistant, so, here we go:

• he's really really sweet and caring and romantic (yeah, a guy like this? who'da thunk it?) which is a good. but he also shows signs of being clingy (ew! guys don't like clingy women so why would women want clingy guys???)
• he's fairly clean cut (which is very cool, given how sloppy current fashions look) ... if he wants to get ahead with her, he'll need to let his hair grow a little (she can't run her fingers through his short short hair) and he'll need to start dressing more like an adult (sry, but if he really likes that she's so mature, maybe he needs to look in the mirror and figure out what's wrong with this picture??? guys in baggy tshirts and baggier pants or shorts should stop and remember that women have eyes too ... she won't admire ur *ss if she can't see it for all the denim LOL)
• he's pretty clean in terms of life style ... doesn't drink, smoke, do drugs, which is awesome!!! ... but he's also kind of a geek ... son ... step awayyyyy from the puter!!! get ur butt outside and get a tan why doncha?
• and speaking of appearance ... if he likes how buff she looks, maybe he might want to consider what she sees when she looks at him??? not sayin he has to go full on with gold's gym or anything, cos i know that wouldnt appeal to her ... but getting into decent shape is a good thing cos she's kind of a health nut

think what it basically boils down to is, he's older than she is by at least a year ... but her friends tease her that she's rockin the cradle when she's with him cos he LOOKS younger than she is. he loves how mature she is and looks ... he should work on making it a mutual thang.

hmmm ... whole thing sounds kind of mean i guess. but if he didn't wanna know, he shouldn't have asked me what i think?