*sigh* i miss phred

i do. i miss phred. its like ... i haven't even named this machine yet cos i still miss phred. but i guess its time to name him. yes, him. machines r male, yanno. so's the internet. they're up, they're down, they're up, they're down ... ya gotta keep tellin em how wonderful they are ... and if ur smart, ya sit there and anticipate what might go wrong cos the stupid thing is male and ya never know when its gonna go psycho on ya.

so i dunno. maybe hernando. see, hernando is sposed to be naturally bigger and faster than phred. cos phred ... phred was a first generation pentium ... u know, the ones with the built in alzheimers? yeah. n/m that phred could do schtuff that bigger and better machines couldn't. that's what ppl don't understand about machines ... they're male. ya just gotta know how to tweak em.

but hernando here ... yanno, the thing i liked about phred is that we shared great code. we didn't have to wade thru all this proprietary crud, like hernando. hernando may have been hatched bigger and faster than phred, but he's like an ID-10T chyld yanno? i can't go my speed cos it confuses him. its like having to train a new bf or something. sheeesh.

hernando.

or maybe i should name him ferdinand cos i swear to god he stops and sniffs the tulips before he does anything. and i don't think i have the patience to train him.

its not the same as phred. *sigh*